pinning this post for myself bc i can’t find anything 👇
how to guarantee your place in the nursing home in three easy steps! (takes less than an hour!)
i'm gonna let the kittens into his room so they can pee on his bed
i wish he had a microwave so i could burn popcorn in it
how to guarantee your place in the nursing home in three easy steps! (takes less than an hour!)
i’m gonna let the kittens into his room so they can pee on his bed
hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

































